everyone is on myspace

lots of people are on myspace

some people are on myspace twice ... possibly even three times.

ben says "join myspace punk!" and "you can write witty things about yourself."

not necessarily in that order.

it is true, too. i've seen lots of other people's myspace accounts (i am a loser). and many people do write witty things about themselves.

well dang it i can write witty things about myself wherever i want. here, newspapers, bathroom stalls...anywhere. so what if only two people read it? i don't need your validation (sob).

from what i've seen (i have a very rewarding job. it rewards me monetarily to research things like this. it thinks it rewards me monetarily to design real estate ads. but how long can that really take?) there are three kinds of people on myspace.

there are the people who write witty things and in-jokes about themselves and sometimes about other people.

and there are the girls who post semi-nude pictures of themselves in hopes of finding a man to love and respect them. which works out well i'm sure.

and then there is the third kind which includes anyone who is not one of the first two kinds.

now you know everything you need to know about myspace and never need go there again unless you are one of the above three types of people. or the fourth type of person - a loser who refuses to join myspace but spends their downtime at work perusing other people's myspace pages, usually without their knowledge.

is that creepy?

i think it's creepy.