well it's unfortunate but let's just move on, shall we?
i burned my bagel this morning. badly.
but you know what I always say... [ask anyone. i'm constantly saying this]
people who get free bagels shouldn't complain when they aren't sliced all the way through and you have to tear them apart and then you put them in the toaster and they burn, because, well... they're free.
and no matter how many times i say this, it's still just as true as the first time.
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Indeed...
And I think this is especially true when you purposefully wear cargo pants to a hotel's continental breakfast and fill them carefully with all manner of bagels...making sure to keep the flavored ones away from the plain ones...and then slyly putting jam and peanut butter into the inside pocket of your jacket...
squirrely away a good, solid 3 meals worth of free food...
And this is especially true when you're actually staying at the hotel next door....
This is exactly why, when I choose a place to live, I try to pick one close to a good hotel... Keeps the food bills way down.
My, Kate...
what sinners your journal attracts...
right? you hoodlums you...
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