Tuesday, September 05, 2006

and yet i saw it in person

it is one thing to own a neon because, say, thugs from the dodge corporation held a gun to your head at the car lot, or your mom bought you one and threatened to cut off your tuition if you refused to drive it, or you found one on the side of the road or upside down in a ravine...

but to actually go to a car lot, pick out and buy a neon, and then having paid money for one, to put the word "venom" down the side in giant letters to draw attention to how cool you think you and your neon are....

that, friends, is a horse of an entirely different color. i mean come on.

4 Comments:

At 12:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. But even worse is Venom is an aftermarket tuner for cars including Neon's. So what's worse is he's tring to make something of nothing and wants the world to know.

 
At 1:03 PM, Blogger Neemund said...

Maybe he's suffering the delusional affects of a venomous bite and wants the world to know why he chose to drive such a vehicle.

 
At 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't have to be so jealous of my epic Neon Kate.

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger Kate Robinson said...

well, nick, until just now i always gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed your reasons for owning the neon were in the above categories or a similar one. turns out i was wrong.

how's colorado? and what the heck? you just take off to colorado one day...no goodbye, nothing? no one was even really sure you had moved!

 

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