do we know how to have a good time or what?

i know what you are all thinking. you are all thinking, "how can i ever do something as intelligent AND fun as this? how did these people get so dang cool?"

well i am here to help. all you need for a rousing game of carpet joust and/or carpet limbo is some foam noodles, a few assorted items from the dollar toy rack at target, a large stretch of carpet, and most importantly, friction-free carpet-slider strap-on shoes, also available at target.

so stop being so jealous.