to mac...

mac you're the only person i know who ever made a sugar-free mousse from a suzanne sommers cookbook, promised to bring me some, but hung out with jessica and your sister instead.

why are you always lying about your relationship with girls, mac? you don't even have a sister. and remember when you told me you were at starbucks with your girlfriend but that girl was not your girlfriend?

then you made me another mousse and promised to bring it again but some mean people said they didn't like it and spit it out so you got all self-conscious.

but then... after a week... i finally got your sugar-free mousse.

and mac? it wasn't that bad.